36. Stepping In It
Mikey's car slid to rest in a field. His right front tire was flat, and a length of electric fence hung from the grill. He sat stunned. The sound of sirens jolted him from his daze. Mikey held no delusions about passing a field sobriety test. Stepping in a cow patty while escaping his car was the best thing that happened to him that night.
Today I won't put myself in any situation where I might step in something.
Mikey, Repulsive, and Repugnant (c) 2016 by Ken Montrose
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