36. Stepping In It
Mikey's car slid to rest in a field.  His right front tire was flat, and a length of electric fence hung from the grill. He sat stunned.  The sound of sirens jolted him from his daze.  Mikey held no delusions about passing a field sobriety test. Stepping in a cow patty while escaping his car was the best thing that happened to him that night.

Today I won't put myself in any situation where I might step in something.

Mikey, Repulsive, and Repugnant (c) 2016 by Ken Montrose

Mikey, Repulsive, and Repugnant is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance between the characters and anyone you might know is purely coincidental.

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