Fawlty Showers

Drug Sniffing Ferrets/Guide Cats

Randy called for a staff meeting. We shuffled into a conference room.   Our census was down, we weren’t treating enough people to pay the bills. We were running out of start-up money.

“And just to suck some more joy from the situation, the county says we can’t have companion animals onsite,” Randy said.  Service animals only.”

“They’re not pets,” I said. “Moondoggy Alpha finds contraband.  My eyes are getting old and I rely on Cuddles to lead me sometimes.  At least that’s what we’ll claim.”

“You want me to sell the county on a drug-sniffing ferret and a guide cat?” Randy thought for a moment. “Who knows, maybe the county inspector will have a sense of humor.”

“We’ll get through this,” I said. “Best we all have a sense of humor while we do.”

Today I will hold onto my sense of humor.

Fawlty Showers is a work of fiction. Any similarity between the characters and anyone you might know is purely coincidental.

Other works by Ken Montrose are available at:

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