The New Abnormal #16

"Last one picked for dodgeball as a kid," you mutter, as you throw balled up pieces of bread at the pigeons in the park. "Last one picked to go back to work." One bird flies away, leaving a deposit on your shoulder as he goes.

The New Abnormal #14
On your first commute back to work you're reminded nobody but you knows how to drive.

Pandemic Lockdown Bad Sign #55

Tired of fighting with your kids, you tell them there were eight, but Sloppy didn't make his bed, so Snow White fed him to the bears.

Pandemic Lockdown Bad Sign #32

Board games are now a contact sport: "You want Boardwalk? Try and take it..."