A little different take on Christmas....

Urine Cups

Sung to the tune of "Silver Bells"

Urine Cups, Fill ‘em Up!

It's Christmas time in the rehab.

Tink-a-ling, sprink-a-ling

Spilling pee on Christmas Day

Suburban dwellers

High in cellars

Haven’t worked in a while

They’ve been smoking

All day toking

Urine Cups, Fill ‘em Up!

It's Christmas time in the rehab.

Tink-a-ling, staggering,

Soon it will be Christmas Day.

Loudly laughing

Gas passing

Not making intake staff smile

And in every

Ole rehab they’ll fill

Plastic Cups, Urine Cups!

It's Christmas time in the rehab

Tink-a-ling, denying

Soon it will be Christmas Day

In the city

Feeling giddy

Red lights look yellow or green

A soccer mom rushes home

With her treasures

Hear the car crunch

She drank her lunch,

Mom causes a big scene

And after she’s busted she’ll fill

Sample Cups, Urine Cups

It's Christmas time in the rehab

Tink-a-ling, complaining

Soon it will be Christmas Day

  

Filling Cups, Urine Cups

It's Christmas time in the rehab

Tink-a-ling, vomiting,

Soon it will be Christmas Day

Soon it will be Christmas Day

I work on Christmas Day

Lord how I hate Christmas Day

Gonna  quit on Christmas Day!

© 2016 by Ken Montrose