How Not to Become Roadkill on the Highway to Recovery
will be free on Amazon February 8th to February 12th, 2016:
Here's an excerpt:
Marsha and Sally are good friends. Marsha likes to listen to nature, her eyes closed, and her feet in a cool stream. Sally likes to watch Monday Night Football, cursing like a sailor, and throwing popcorn at the screen. Sally is often too hoarse to talk the morning after a big game. Marsha tells Sally to seek an inner peace, away from the noise and chaos of modern life. Sally tells Marsha to get a life. After a game Sally will sit on her couch for an hour, too content to move.
Today I will look for peace in noisy places.
God, I won’t ask you to help my team. Just let me squeeze all the joy I can from the game, knowing that I can have fun without chemicals. (Did I mention their quarterback often takes Your name in vain?) p.3