Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Fawlty Showers 2

Blondie and Smiling Crocodiles

Brat Boy called to tell me about the coed soccer league he and Blondie played in.


Brat Boy said, “Guy sees we have two girls playing defense and says, loud enough for everyone to hear, ‘This should be easy.’”


“Never underestimate your enemy,” I said.


“You know Blondie. She’s all smiles until the whistle blows. Guy’s laughing. He has no idea what’s coming.”


“How’d it turn out?”


“We won,” Brat Boy said. “Blondie was bruised and battered at the end, but so was that guy. He didn’t score. Doubt he’ll underestimate her again.”


I thought about all the addictions, all the bad habits, all the enemies, people faced. Underestimating their pull and the damage they could do was never a good idea. Too many people I’d known had lost their sobriety going to a bar to drink Pepsi.


 “Nope, never pays to underestimate your enemy.”


After he hung up, I hummed a tune we’d sung as kids. The woman in the song thought she could ride a crocodile, claiming he was ‘as tame as he could be.’


I sang the final verse to DD the bunny. “At the end of the ride, the lady was inside, and the smile was on the crocodile.”

 

Today I won’t underestimate my enemy.

 

Fawlty Showers 2 is a work of fiction. Any similarity between the characters and anyone you might know is purely coincidental.


Other works by Ken Montrose are available at:

                    www.greenbriartraining.com  

                    https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B001K8MG0S

 

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